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09 Jul 12 at 11 pm

Someday very soon…this will be me.

(Source: i-am-the-oracular-spectacular, via heykevbot)

Someday very soon…this will be me.

It was like fetch. It’s never going to happen. stop trying to make it happen.

(Source: laughingzone, via cheetahgirl69420)

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24 Jun 12 at 9 pm

Flawless job application

Flawless job application
 5255
18 Jun 12 at 8 pm

I am also often described as an “ugly, pear-shaped, overrated troll”

(via cheetahgirl69420)

tags: tina fey  lol  funny  hilarious  book  troll 
I am also often described as an “ugly, pear-shaped, overrated troll”
 5
18 Jun 12 at 8 pm

Keeping up with the Bush’s

Keeping up with the Bush’s
 7
17 Jun 12 at 7 pm

That’s called lube…

(Source: vintagestarship, via heartlesspop88)

tags: funny  lol  hilarious  lube 
That’s called lube…
 11561
17 Jun 12 at 10 am

heartlesspop88:

Weird.

Little did you know sing-a-majigs are made from the souls of Asian babies.

tags: funny  lol  hilarious  soul  toys 
heartlesspop88:

Weird.

Little did you know sing-a-majigs are made from the souls of Asian babies.

deerpong:

yo pussy smells like 2 lobsters playing tennis

And sounds the same too.

(via beyoncebeytwice)

(21) plays
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16 Jun 12 at 9 pm

Debra is a beautiful woman. Four for you Debra, you go Debra! 

(via adkatia)

Debra is a beautiful woman. Four for you Debra, you go Debra! 

16 Jun 12 at 6 pm

You will NEVER forget it… 

You will NEVER forget it… 
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16 Jun 12 at 4 pm

tyleroakley:

I think you need a doctor for that… 

(via tyleroakley)

tags: gross  rihanna  lol 
tyleroakley:





I think you need a doctor for that… 
 9
16 Jun 12 at 1 pm

WHY ARE THEY BACKORDERED? BECAUSE A GREEDY MrMan69er ORDERED 2 OF THEM!

(Source: itsanthonymarchia)

WHY ARE THEY BACKORDERED? BECAUSE A GREEDY MrMan69er ORDERED 2 OF THEM!
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16 Jun 12 at 10 am

moonxcity:

Haters gonna hate.

This is how I walk out of classes every Friday. 

(via thatreallyawkwardperson)

tags: funny  lol  hilarious  twerk  dance  booty 
moonxcity:

Haters gonna hate.

This is how I walk out of classes every Friday. 
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