♥ 883
→ 09 Jul 12 at 11 pm
→ 09 Jul 12 at 11 pm
Someday very soon…this will be me.
(Source: i-am-the-oracular-spectacular, via heykevbot)
Happy Birthday to meee (like almost a week ago) THE FAMILY FRIENDLY VERSION.
Kyle:
6:13 am ....Happy Birthday [expletive]
Me:
i hate those Birthday [expletive]s
Kyle:
why are you awake?
Me:
Because my phone is next tomy face with the ringer on.
Kyle:
If you like it then you shoulda kept the ringer on it.
Me:
All the sleepy ladies! All the sleep ladies!
Kyle:
Now pull dem sheets up!
Me:
Up in my bed, I just woke up. Need to go back to sleep.
Kyle:
In my sleep number, did i meantion, i'm liking this position!
Me:
I got sleep in my eyes, sheets on my thighs.Got me warmer than my fake snuggie.
Kyle:
Sleep is what i prefer, it's what I deseve!
Me:
Cuz ya had your turn, and now ya gotta work. And I get to go back to sleep.
The conversations we have....we're so clever. and at 6:
13 am (:
It was like fetch. It’s never going to happen. stop trying to make it happen.
(Source: laughingzone, via fatblackpeople)
♥ 5266
→ 18 Jun 12 at 8 pm
→ 18 Jun 12 at 8 pm
I am also often described as an “ugly, pear-shaped, overrated troll”
(via fatblackpeople)
♥ 11550
→ 17 Jun 12 at 10 am
→ 17 Jun 12 at 10 am
Weird.
Little did you know sing-a-majigs are made from the souls of Asian babies.
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♥ 22
→ 16 Jun 12 at 9 pm
→ 16 Jun 12 at 9 pm
Debra is a beautiful woman. Four for you Debra, you go Debra!
(via adkatia)
♥ 10
→ 16 Jun 12 at 1 pm
→ 16 Jun 12 at 1 pm
WHY ARE THEY BACKORDERED? BECAUSE A GREEDY MrMan69er ORDERED 2 OF THEM!
(Source: itsanthonymarchia)
♥ 23
→ 16 Jun 12 at 10 am
→ 16 Jun 12 at 10 am
Haters gonna hate.
This is how I walk out of classes every Friday.
(via thatreallyawkwardperson)
