the-absolute-funniest-posts:

fasterfood:
punkgoesbridget:
is that kony 
no it’s becky

Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
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24 Jul 12 at 2 pm

tyleroakley:

NEW VIDEO: “WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS - As I promised over a year ago, here’s an apartment tour from me and my roommate Korey. Hope you enjoy!

(via tyleroakley)

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20 Jul 12 at 7 pm

collegehumor:

Wet Floor Sign in Front of “50 Shades of Grey”

The most dangerous part of the book store.

(Source: reddit.com)

collegehumor:

Wet Floor Sign in Front of “50 Shades of Grey”
The most dangerous part of the book store.
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20 Jul 12 at 7 pm

tyleroakley:

GPOY.

(Source: youtube.com, via tyleroakley)

tyleroakley:

GPOY.
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09 Jul 12 at 11 pm

Someday very soon…this will be me.

(Source: i-am-the-oracular-spectacular, via heykevbot)

Someday very soon…this will be me.

Happy Birthday to meee (like almost a week ago) THE FAMILY FRIENDLY VERSION.

Kyle: 6:13 am ....Happy Birthday [expletive]
Me: i hate those Birthday [expletive]s
Kyle: why are you awake?
Me: Because my phone is next tomy face with the ringer on.
Kyle: If you like it then you shoulda kept the ringer on it.
Me: All the sleepy ladies! All the sleep ladies!
Kyle: Now pull dem sheets up!
Me: Up in my bed, I just woke up. Need to go back to sleep.
Kyle: In my sleep number, did i meantion, i'm liking this position!
Me: I got sleep in my eyes, sheets on my thighs.Got me warmer than my fake snuggie.
Kyle: Sleep is what i prefer, it's what I deseve!
Me: Cuz ya had your turn, and now ya gotta work. And I get to go back to sleep.
The conversations we have....we're so clever. and at 6: 13 am (:

It was like fetch. It’s never going to happen. stop trying to make it happen.

(Source: laughingzone, via cheetahgirl69420)

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04 Jul 12 at 4 pm

Me every morning.

(Source: nothingbusions, via this-is-my-bl0g-bitch-deactivat)

Me every morning.
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04 Jul 12 at 3 pm

At my aunt's house for le 4th.

Aunt: Hi!
Me: hi
Aunt: your hair looks nice.
Me: thanks...
Me: what's your wifi password?
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03 Jul 12 at 1 pm

tyleroakley:

NEW VIDEO: “HOW TO: Be A Stock Photo Model - As always, I’ll be checking out people who reblog - it’s a great way for me to find new Tumblrs to follow/reblog! :)

(via tyleroakley)

isunova:

exit the womb they said

life would be great they said

The doctor actually looked in and said please exit the theater in the doors to your right or left

(via beyoncebeytwice)

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24 Jun 12 at 9 pm

Flawless job application

Flawless job application