♥ 85758
→ 20 Sep 12 at 5 pm
→ 20 Sep 12 at 5 pm
is that kony
no it’s becky
(Source: collossal-knockers, via constantmelody)
♥ 845
→ 24 Jul 12 at 2 pm
→ 24 Jul 12 at 2 pm
NEW VIDEO: “WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS” - As I promised over a year ago, here’s an apartment tour from me and my roommate Korey. Hope you enjoy!
♥ 1352
→ 20 Jul 12 at 7 pm
→ 20 Jul 12 at 7 pm
Wet Floor Sign in Front of “50 Shades of Grey”
The most dangerous part of the book store.
(Source: reddit.com)
♥ 883
→ 09 Jul 12 at 11 pm
→ 09 Jul 12 at 11 pm
Someday very soon…this will be me.
(Source: i-am-the-oracular-spectacular, via heykevbot)
Happy Birthday to meee (like almost a week ago) THE FAMILY FRIENDLY VERSION.
Kyle:
6:13 am ....Happy Birthday [expletive]
Me:
i hate those Birthday [expletive]s
Kyle:
why are you awake?
Me:
Because my phone is next tomy face with the ringer on.
Kyle:
If you like it then you shoulda kept the ringer on it.
Me:
All the sleepy ladies! All the sleep ladies!
Kyle:
Now pull dem sheets up!
Me:
Up in my bed, I just woke up. Need to go back to sleep.
Kyle:
In my sleep number, did i meantion, i'm liking this position!
Me:
I got sleep in my eyes, sheets on my thighs.Got me warmer than my fake snuggie.
Kyle:
Sleep is what i prefer, it's what I deseve!
Me:
Cuz ya had your turn, and now ya gotta work. And I get to go back to sleep.
The conversations we have....we're so clever. and at 6:
13 am (:
It was like fetch. It’s never going to happen. stop trying to make it happen.
(Source: laughingzone, via fatblackpeople)
♥ 169
→ 04 Jul 12 at 4 pm
→ 04 Jul 12 at 4 pm
Me every morning.
(Source: nothingbusions, via this-is-my-bl0g-bitch-deactivat)
At my aunt's house for le 4th.
Aunt:
Hi!
Me:
hi
Aunt:
your hair looks nice.
Me:
thanks...
Me:
what's your wifi password?
♥ 2438
→ 03 Jul 12 at 1 pm
→ 03 Jul 12 at 1 pm
NEW VIDEO: “HOW TO: Be A Stock Photo Model” - As always, I’ll be checking out people who reblog - it’s a great way for me to find new Tumblrs to follow/reblog! :)
exit the womb they said
life would be great they said
The doctor actually looked in and said please exit the theater in the doors to your right or left
(via beyoncebeytwice)
